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Octon: A technical building support engineer (also an imaginary colleague of Bob the Builder!)                        Anon

Old newsarea: Fleet Street
Anon

Outdesk (verb): To demonstrate one's dedication by refusing to leave the office before others do.
Paul Carey-Kent

Pandiphonium: Common call centre problem of far more calls than people to answer them.
Ben Brown, Accenture

Pawblanik: Populating a blank field on a spreadsheet.
Belen del Amo, Accenture

Peggiposter: Lane Mark Lane
Anon

Penicker: The office pen nicker who stores other peoples pens in their penickerpod (an office tidy)
Amy Dudden, etc venues

Penickerpod: A desk tidy that contains stolen pens
Amy Dudden, etc venues

Pentoppery: Unusable articles, broken pens et al kept on desk for aesthetic and/or sentimental purposes.
Anon

Perspirex: Gymnasium window.
Rebecca Hildreth, Predictable

Phover: Lover of having photo taken.
Anon

Pied-a-ciel: Small loft in Hoxton.
Mark Hannam

Pingledexter: Individual who uses the internet solely for the purpose of solving pointless arguments (see also Gugelnoughtal)
Anon

Pinknose (verb): To pander to one's boss by affecting just that form of 'challenging' and 'creative' disagreement that the corporate culture deems to be good.
Paul Carey-Kent

Platrat: Furry creature seen on underground platform.
Anon

Platstill: Waiting for a train.
Anon

Plexicashfelump: A cash machine that swallows your card.
Bobby Molavi

Plexit: The outside doors on a plane, as opposed to internal doors.
Matthew Eastmond

Plombshedway: Leadenhall Street
Anon

Plunked: The act of hurting one's foot by tripping over a plug misplaced by an IT Technician - eg "I plunked my foot
when I stepped on a plug with my bare foot".
Adrian Flemming, Accenture

Plutorat: A rat in the City's sewers; someone who enriches themselves at the expense of shareholders (coll).
Anon

Podassacre: The act of wearing painful wound inducing heels to work on a daily basis.
Sian Wesley, Accenture

Pogster: A person who only works to strict deadlines and structure and who cannot be creative.
Nicky Taylor, etc venues

Pollidshnenkel: A business call that continues late into the night.
Richard Bourne, Accenture

Ponichairists: Saddlers
Anon

Porgatestria: Situation of becoming trapped in the middle of a busy road by railings and fast moving traffic.
Anon

Poshproz St: Shepherds Market
Anon

Pravdanos: Meaningless bureaucracy.
Caroline Summerfield, KEB Law

Prebul berers: Candlemakers
Anon

Presentilitus: Death by powerpoint overkill
Lindsey Calderwood, Accenture

Presh: People who are pretentious, posh and demeaning.
Anon

ProfiterRollers: Fat financiers
Profesor Martyn P Davies

Prophlyclumpers: Armourers
Anon

Prozbiznoink: Irrational corrolation of positive business outcomes with
enthusiasm and volume of initial greeting.
Anon

Pseudoccursus: A phantom meeting that tends to be scheduled at times most
convenient to the subject and most inconvenient to anyone
trying to get hold of them (eg Fridays from 11.30 onwards).
Paula Ronan, Angel

Pubolitionfhurer: Boss who delights in assigning new work just as the pub
beckons.
Anon

Puddifer: Monument (tube station).
Anon