A B C D E F G H I J-K L M N O-P Q-R S T U-Z
Faggender: Someone who drops fag ends outside the workplace door (having been "outed" to smoke)
Clare Lorenz, Loz Assoc
Fancydresseating: Dinner at Guildhall.
Ian Caldwell
Feevert Street: Wormwood Street.
Anon
Ferranker: Person conspicuosly driving a fast car at an annoyingly slow speed. Also known to wear sunglasses.
Ben Brown, Accenture
Ferrocino: Coffee brewed in a steam iron.
Anon
Ferroteepy Street: Back of Liverpool Street.
Anon
Fictionary: City economist.
Mark Hannam
Fif: Neologism awaiting clarification of meaning.
Anon
Fiffle-minky: One who uses charm rather than confrontation to address poor quality goods and service (v.fiffle-minking)
Anon
Flapulate: Indecision, procrastination, someone's inability to make up their mind about something.
Vicki Record, Arts & Business
Flebism: The wearing of a belt for decoration only which holds nothing up.
Vanessa Harding, Accenture
Flench: An annoying colleague who allows his/her opinion to dominate when ultimately wrong.
Alexander J.B Smith, Accenture
Flitch: To quickly flick your computer on to a page associated with work as the boss approaches.
William May, Accenture
Fluffelsham: Bubbles up the nose when drinking champagne.
Vanessa Harding, Accenture
Fluff-puff: Vaguely irritating person who is too charming by half and who never actually does anything.
Sonia Coode-Adams, Firstsite
Flugrosec: Being sat in air conditioned room with no windows - it feels like sitting in a plane for days on end and having the life, tan and water sucked out of you.
Hugh Branall, Accenture
Flupe: When you're having so much fun you do a loop the loop.
S Stephens
Flyingtraders: City Airport.
Ian Caldwell
Fot Onomatopoea-v: Slight sad resonance in popping of champagne cork that carries in it the bitter sweet foretaste of the party's end before it has yet commenced.
Anon
Fourcarster: 4x4 vehicle driver.
Professor Martyn P Davies
Franticlose: To manically shut down windows on your computer screen to avoid your approaching manager spotting you surfing the net.
Sian Wesley, Accenture
Freekday: Dress down Friday - so called because of the
horrendous outfits people wear when they can dress
casually.
Tony Clark, Accenture
Freezoid: Person who has a tendency to freeze up when
presenting.
Anon
Fressaye: Being forced to dress in drag.
Adam Palmer, Accenture
Friditis: The inability to work because it's Friday evening.
John Vede, Accenture
Friver: Individual apt to deploy anodyne non-sequitors for
purpose of obscuring inattentiveness and lack of
knowledge during meetings.
Anon
Frot Street: Printers Street.
Anon
Fumugee: Those who seek to continue smoking by the ashtrays outside large office buildings when they are supposed to be working.
Belen del Amo, Accenture
Fundectomy: An activity at work that has been drained of all its enjoyment.
Jonathan Lee, Accenture
Fupster: Office junior who regularly fouls up, [often not their fault]
Simon Lake, Leicester City Museums Service
