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C.O.L.C "Cannot Open
Locked Cranium": Inability to persuade clients of products benefits and desirability.
Anon

Canaugelate: Trying to decide which identical smart casual business suit to wear.
Laura

Cancellitus: Tendancy to cancel course attendance at very short notice
Fiona Hancock, Kennedys

Chatchup: A longer than planned (& more pleasant) catch up.
Anon

Cheekle (noun): A social kiss.
Paul Carey-Kent

Chewshoe: Chewing gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe.
Karim Jadwat, Splash Printing

Chiantery: Clerkenwell Road
Anon

Chrumist: Someone who gets a cup of coffee for themselves but not for anyone else.
Anil Moninani, Accenture

Chud: Type of e-mail sent by person so rushed and vitally
important that it contains no upper case, no punctuation,
no recognition of the addressee and indeed no specific
identification of the sender.
Charles Jennings

Chulp: To squash, in a violent, bodily sense, smashed up/broken having a sticky end - eg he was chulped in his car.
Simon Grant

Cinesnakup: Cornhill.
Anon

Citegritist: Someone in the City who demonstrates integrity.
Laurane Morris, Accenture

CityZen: Westernised cult member.
Professor Martyn P Davies

Cleverage: Hedge fund manager.
Mark Hannam

Clitching: Repetitive clicking of a biro in a quiet environment.
William May, Accenture

Clukery: Poultry
Anon

Clunkerfolly: To spend a number of weeks leaning back on your office chair twiddling your thumbs.
Jonathan Lee, Accenture

Clunkers: Old Bailey.
Anon

Clutteridge: Long Lane.
Anon

Cofgulper: Person who needs to continuously drink coffee in order to stay awake.
Heidi Yi-Ojanpera, Accenture

Cokernokery: Bow St.
Anon

Combimix: Messing all things up.
Anon

Comedial: Provoking mirth or amusement; funny. Relating to comedy.
Mark Da Vanzo, Arts & Business

Comm(p)uters: On-line home workers
Professor Martyn P Davies

Comnacting: The art of hiding your msn messenger box, game of patience or email when you're supposed to be working.
Anon

Concretebollardman:Traffic Engineer.
Ian Caldwell

Concutination: The art of splitting countires for fun and profit.
Anon

Condimentierists: Salters
Anon

Conphewsion: The sense of relief when the consultants leave and you can sort out the mess on your own.
Matthew de Lange, Metafore Partners LLP

Contyper: One who types furiously on their keyboard giving the impression of hard work when in fact they are emailing their friends.
William May, Accenture

Cordierist: A woman who hates it when women have to sit down.
Anon

Cowpeeliers: Tanners.
Anon

Coze: A comfy sit down in an armchair.
Anon

Crackney: Another word for Hackney, due to the sheer amount of drug dealers.
Charlie Hoult, Loewy Group

Crantometer: Any article that prompts sudden awareness of age of bearer - especially old gentleman on rollerskates.
Anon

Crantox: Form of nauseau prompted by over-exposure to office carpets and/or ceiling tiles
Anon

Crapitalist: Someone who is rubish with money.
Mark Herring, Talentlab Ltd

Crapy Rub Snit: Reverse-the-letters for Finsbury Park.
Charlie Hoult, Loewy Group.

Creataholic: One who can't stop making up new words.
Anon

Crystal Maze City: Architecture.
Ian Caldwell

C-sick: The feeling caused by failure to pay the congestion charge.
Ian O'Connell

Curryfavour: Free Indian meal.
Professor Martyn P Davies

Cyberchondria: Surfing the net looking for symptoms to take to the doctor.
Anon

Cyte: City of London.
Anon