A B C D E F G H I J-K L M N O-P Q-R S T U-Z
Babistic: Meaningless rambling to get away with a point.
Anon
Bache: The pain in your lower back after a day sat in front of a computer screen. Pronounced 'bash'. eg "Ive got a terrible bache".
Mike Smith, Accenture
Ballhugger: Men who wear tights
Anon
Bam: A sharp knocking action used as a procedure by an Octon.
Charlie Hoult, Loewy Group
Bambialley: Hart Street
Anon
Banterator: Person who causes office banter
Hugh Branall, Accenture
Bardgobb: Avonmouth
Anon
Bardystorm House: Prospero House
Anon
Batwacksing: Attempting for the first time an unnecessary task in the misguided belief that lack of knowledge in field pertains soley to method. See also cat-wackser, robby and penpuller.
Anon
Bedarkle: To bombard someone with technical knowledge - ie Sue bedarkled me earlier today
Richard Bourne, Accenture
Beeceepassery: London Wall
Anon
Beerevement: The feeling of disappointment when arriving at a company event and discover there is no free alcohol
Nathan Milner, etc.venues
Befoball: The offside rule
Anon
Beudilope: Item of post which promises interesting contents only to reveal a bill
Anon
Beurocracy: Counterproductive legislation
Professor Martyn P Davies
Bikswik: Indent of biro that has run out of ink half way through signing a cheque
Anon
Bindruff: Layer of detritus coating the inside of spectacle lenses
Phil Burris
Bipper: Individual finding solace, comfort or displaced sexual pleasure in the act of random button pushing on hand held electronic devices.
Anon
Bipperers: Information Technologists
Anon
Bizmarxist: A former marxist turned businessman, holding onto his socialist values while exploiting his staff like a victorian factory owner.
Ian Morrison
Bizpiz: Business meeting conducted at the urinal
Anon
Blabaticiousness: An act of meaning - talking or rambling, intended to hide ones ignorance of an idea or point.
George Sinclair Adams
Blandsome: Forgettably pleasant-looking (see Brad Pitt, Audi Car Company etc)
Charles Jennings
Blankiface: The facial expression when one has absolutely no idea what is going on in a meeting.
Sian Wesley ,Accenture
Blitsker: Individual unwilling to work in a team.
Anon
Blobble: Waffling on in buzz words and catch phrases to disguise the fact that you have nothing to say.
John Vede, Accenture
Bloded: When a person whose mind has gone blank from excess code cannot think of any new words fit for the dictionary.
Muireann Currid, Accenture
Bockered: To be told off "ah you're going to get well bockered"
Vicky Lovatt, etc.venues
Bodscaf st: Bonhill Street
Anon
Bodscaf Ump: Bonhill
Anon
Bombage: Sites damaged by bombs
Miss E.A Colville
Bongle: To bump heads whilst attempting to greet a Japanese business partner
Anon
Bonsorf ump (tube station): Tower Hill
Anon
Bontsist (noun): A man of indeterminate hairline who shaves off his hair often enough to keep the indeterminacy in place.
Paul Carey-Kent
Borougher: A person who searches for delicacies in the Borough Market
Ian O'Connell
Bot Hamgren: Lower Thames Street
Anon
Bracesenbeltors: Insurers.
Anon
Brangulator: A person who perpetually emphasises his superior knowledge, ability and brain power towards his colleagues to relish in a sense of condescending self-superiority.
Nour Wali, Contemporary Art Society
Brilly: Cold, crisp, slightly breezy a combination of chilly and breezy.
Christian Loffler, Londonlaunch
Bromification: The plagarism of computer programmes via MSN messaging.
Anon
Buckleism: A nonesensicle statement often uttered without any thought or reason, often causing offence or utter confusion!
Dan Buckle, IBR
Buggermeomille: Thousands of stairs
Anon
Buisdismal: The 3.00pm slump in a business office.
Muireann Currid, Accenture
Bumnip: That element of the professional's fee invoice which was included in the small print but never explained to the client.
Quentin Solt, QCM Printers
Bunklescrot: The residue left in the bath plug hole.
Richard Bourne, Accenture
Bunsters: Bakers.
Anon
Burter: To be mementarily silenced, mid-sentence by wind.
Anon
Buslission: Two buses colliding
Anon
Busshope: Bishopsgate
Anon
Buttoneer: Operator (usually male) of cash machine whose transactions are completed in less than eight seconds to deft "Uberbippery". See Bipper.
Anon
